do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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