walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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