Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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