Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She announced her abortion via fbk
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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