Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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