Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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