Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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