she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just invented taco cereal.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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