So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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