just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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