guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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