oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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