why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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