why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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