CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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