why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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