yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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