I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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