I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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