My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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