and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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