But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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