Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
this hospital has no fireball
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Drunk is not a location!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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