I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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