I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Dicks are not precious.
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