You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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