Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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