so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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