I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Holy shit dude........stairs
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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