I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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