Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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