And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We are two peas in an std pod
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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