just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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