I wish I could punch you in the face.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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