I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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