Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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