yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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