the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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