When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
third nipple confirmed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He has the fingertips of a God
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