The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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