Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize