i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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