Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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