i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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