Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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