Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The air taste purple.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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