Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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