"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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