He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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