He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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