Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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