Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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