I am puke
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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