why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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