The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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