Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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