The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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