Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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