hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
