Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
All the doctor said was why
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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