There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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